Showing posts with label Cockroaches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cockroaches. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Assimilation Is A B**CH!

I often find myself wondering, "When did I become the Ugly American?"

Back during my glory days (i.e. my college years), more importantly my introduction to the global community via Semester At Sea, I first heard the word "ethnocentrism." I'm not going to point and laugh at those of you who don't know what this means, at least not while you're looking.

Here is the 'ol MacBook definition of Ethnocentrism: "the tendency to believe that one's ethnic or cultural group is centrally important, and that all other groups are measured in relation to one's own. The ethnocentric individual will judge other groups relative to his or her own particular ethnic group or culture, etc..." blah blah blah, you get the gist.

Picture someone coming down to Buenos Aires who has on a "God Bless America, and F*ck Everyone Else" t-shirt yelling "Hoorahh" (no offense Sammy-boy)... That is a prime example of ethnocentrism. While I understand that judging another culture is wrong, when you have decided to leave all your loved ones and uproot your life to a foreign country, you may have some gripes from time to time. Sometimes I feel like the "ugly-american" thinking that we have it all figured out in the states (or Canada eh). It's not my fault we have functional internet and sewer systems that actually drain water... pshh.

I have been here for a month and a half and am still working on assimilating to the Argentinean culture. First, for example, I have been dutifully observing the Argie standard for staying up late on the weekends. Yes, I had my wild nights in college, but Sports has nothing on discos that don't even open until 3:00 am. It's a difficult life to go out until sunrise, drinking champagne, and dancing all night, but someone's gotta do it; it's my cross to bear in life...

Secondly, I have slowly been acclimating myself to a quieter vocal level. Remember in grade school when your teacher obnoxiously said, "6 inch voices kids." Allegedly, I was the kid they were directing that at. My Irish roommate Jessica, first coined the phrase "American-Level" about three weeks ago. I've been told that when I get extremely excited (which tends to happen often), I raise my voice to an unreasonable level, at which time Jess corrects me. I, like my fellow North-Americans, am not aware of how loud I speak. I keep telling her that I'm one of the quietest in the Gilbert clan, but I'm not sure she believes me.

(No one used their 6 inch voices when a cockroach decided to crash on our floor. Poor taste buddy.
Now you have to die.)

Finally, I have fully accepted the fact that I will have to make do without a microwave, a freezer that is functional, and a big, comfy bed. Oh, we also have a stove that will one day singe off my eyebrows while being lit, I just know it. Nope, I'm not letting myself get sucked into negative thinking... Screw you ethnocentrism!! I can make my quesadillas in a pan, I don't like ice cream that much (bold-face lie) to need some handy in the freezer, and I curl up in a ball when I sleep anyway... Ok, the stove thing really does freak me out, so there's no candy-coating that one.

Like anyone else, living anywhere in the world, I have my good days and I have my bad days. Yet, each day I wake with excitement up wondering what kind of ridiculousness will happen that I can share with friends and family back home (my devoted readers-ha!). Whether it be a tag-team grope fest on the subte that makes me want to cry, trying new foods (both good and bad), or sharing a laugh with friends who have quickly become my support system, each day has been unique and special.

Simply put, I love it down here. With all the good, the bad, and the ugly, I am proud to call Buenos Aires home.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

This Just In: Laura Makes New Friend in Kitchen; Feels No Guilt Drinking Wine

At times I wish I had a camera crew following me around because my life resembles a reality show that has no off switch. People who know me, know that I love to cook. Being in Buenos Aires has taken a toll on my confidence in my cooking skills to whip something delicious up in minutes. Today I decided to tackle another meal, Pasta "Alfredo," sadly sans chicken. I have yet muster up the courage to purchase any meat from the grocery store. All my stomach wants is a big, juicy steak but my mind keeps saying, "Laura, almost every steak package in the store has been opened, lets pass." When I was in college, I went through my vegetarian stage; been there, done that, now give me a damn Whopper!!

I began cooking my meal and while it wasn't the most presentable dish I have made, it was surprisingly good! Score... Laura:1, Appetite:0. My host mother, Nelida, has repeatedly said that, "she doesn't need wine or liquor to have a good time." Well paint me red Nelida, because I love me some wine!! I bought a bottle of Malbec from Mendoza (Argentina), walked into the kitchen, stared her in the eyes and asked for the bottle opener. In the battle of wills, I have come out victorious.


Living in this house is like living with my parents. Wait, my parents celebrate Happy Hour daily... **Living in this house is like living with my grandparents. Hmmm, my grandparents indulge in vodka/waters promptly at 6:00 p.m every night... ***Ok, living here is like living with complete strangers who you have absolutely nothing in common with. Yes, that is sufficient for now. Between dinner and writing this blog, I've polished off half the bottle. Ahh, back to being par for the course feels so good.

So, I finished my dinner and cleaned up my dishes. I poured myself a little bit more wine and turned to throw out some trash when I made a new friend. Now, while our interaction was quite short, I believe we just instinctively knew what the other was thinking. I was thinking, "holy (insert your favorite explicative), a cockroach!!!" My newest friend, we'll call him "Cucu", was probably thinking, "dinner is over, time to get out of dodge!!" You know those heeby-geebies you get when you see something gross, like a spider?? Ya, I'll be sleeping tight with dreams of cockroaches crawling all over me tonight.

I believe this gives me an excuse to drink more wine... Right?